• When Dangerous Metal, Charli XCX and a Barn Conversion Meet Up at the Hospital

    Susie sitting on a chair in front of her house which is a barn conversion and no dangerous metal in sight

    ‘But is dangerous metal going to rip out of your stomach?!’ Her hospital uniform gave the air of medical education, but couldn’t possibly qualify her for my situation. ‘I guess we’ll find out? It’ll be fine. The surgeon said don’t worry about it so I guess we won’t?’ Boom. BANG BANG BANG BANG DOOOH DOOOH DOOOH DOOOH Plus…the keyboard portion of ‘I don’t care’ by Icona Pop featuring Charli XCX (Have a listen below)  cranked to max volume – but just the keyboard part. And the drums. Yes those too. I was lying down, but I wasn’t dreaming, although it was an absolute migraine nightmare. Airnailers shooting metal through metal,…